tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post1451533881244725846..comments2008-02-14T06:08:21.993-08:00Bree Bartonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05259773721913496226noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-61740009643234258442008-02-14T06:08:00.000-08:002008-02-14T06:08:00.000-08:00Hey! Wound up over here as proud owner of the mock lobster bento photo, thanks. <BR/><BR/>As a newly-minted pregnant woman myself (twins, gah) I have some suggestions:<BR/><BR/>First Trimester:<BR/>"All of these pregnancy tests must be defective."<BR/>"Are you sure this isn't some kind of horrible hangover?"<BR/>"At the ultrasound: Holy crap, there really is a baby in there."<BR/><BR/>Second Trimester:<BR/><BR/>"The scramble to get your shit together"<BR/>"Even your 'fat' pants aren't cutting it anymore."<BR/>"Learning to shave when you can't see what you're shaving."<BR/><BR/>Third Trimester:<BR/><BR/>"You're one 'big as a house' comment away from me remarking on your beergut, asshat."<BR/>"C-section? Sounds good to me."<BR/>"The next person who touches my tummy loses a hand."<BR/>"No, we are NOT naming the kid after great-aunt Helga."<BR/>"Diaper cakes at baby showers: how to feign amazement."Sakurako Kitsahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17353382230337678916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-51056647502906719502008-01-13T22:30:00.000-08:002008-01-13T22:30:00.000-08:00HAHAHAHAH!!! Sorry. Shine drops. Popular. You, Bree, are a valuable addition to the mind of humanity!<BR/><BR/>Aha! Ahem... Andy's got some pretty good ideas there, too.<BR/><BR/>:-D)D)D)D)D)A.Deckerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03987269872489869134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-89044582169171645822007-12-20T18:06:00.000-08:002007-12-20T18:06:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-47920529413703160482007-12-20T13:43:00.000-08:002007-12-20T13:43:00.000-08:00Welcoming wonderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-38630381677887190762007-12-20T08:23:00.000-08:002007-12-20T08:23:00.000-08:00third trimester titles:<BR/><BR/>"Watermelon Days"<BR/><BR/>"Too Late To Abort"<BR/><BR/>"Where Did My Bellybutton Go?"<BR/><BR/>"That's No Moon, It's A Space Station"<BR/><BR/>"The Baby Cometh"<BR/><BR/>"Intense Pain Looms"<BR/><BR/>"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET"andynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8091814341832619592.post-42526227763437700522007-12-20T01:54:00.000-08:002007-12-20T01:54:00.000-08:00Great story! I love that you're just diving into the world of writing/editing with such gusto.Blue Dinohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01775715183521304198noreply@blogger.com